Archive for May, 2009

Star Trek: The Old Adventures of New James Kirk

How come on Star Trek everybody’s private parts are the same? No alien lady ever told Captain Kirk, “Hey, get your thing out of my nose”.

I saw the new Star Trek movie last night. This is a small review. If you havent seen it, stop reading about it.

Star Trek Movie Flowchart

Star Trek Movie Flowchart

A disclaimer or two. I have never seen a complete episode of The Original Series ( TOS ). Not a one. Everything I know about Kirk and company came from the couple of TOS movies I saw, which I cannot identify without a flow chart, and seeing practically every episode of every other Star Trek franchise. Some in syndication, most during their original runs.

Time travel. I am a fan. If I could put right what once went wrong, I would. I think the people running Star Trek wanted to use the original characters, but also wanted to avoid the scrutinizing of this film by thousands of Trekkies with 40 years of canon to compare to. Enter the alternate universe. I know it was an alternate universe because Spock told me so, thank you Spock.

So perhaps because of, or maybe despite me, not being a TOS die hard, I enjoyed the movie. The plot was fun, the action was cool and the special effects were well done.

As much as we are all fans of these classic characters, I wouldve liked to see a new generation of Star Trek. Just make a whole new crew, I dont know, 100 years after Deep Space Nine or something. There’s only so much prequel I can take. This was a fun movie, but now I fear we’ll see a sequel. A sequel to a prequel? A spreequel? Alternate universe and everything! That’s cool I guess, but meh, I think I would be more entertained with seeing more of the future of the Star Trek universe.

The Summer of Stickney

Welcome everyone. I am your dam guide, Arnie. Now I’m about to take you through a fully funtional power plant, so please, no one wander off the dam tour and please take all the dam pictures you want. Now are there any dam questions?

I know, it’s been a while. I’ve been busy. School, work, fun. But enough is enough. The People are dying to know what I have been doing. Yeah, I know you’re not. Just let me believe it. I need to believe it.

The weather is getting nicer, as it’s currently 60 degrees and raining out. But, nonetheless, plans for the latest Summer of Stickney are underway. This includes couch surfing, concert going, baseball gaming, road tripping, BBQs, parades, Euro tripping (??), along with all the usuals, Feast Party, beach going, bike riding!

Ive got a road trip planned, with details forthcoming. It will prove to be awesome, and Ive got charts and maps to prove it!

So check your emails, watch out for your voicemails, I might be heading your way soon!